Cranius – Big Blue Dress

Ever since Stein-Ivar told me about this song, it’s been going through my mind. The past days I’ve been playing this tune on my guitar, and as I haven’t found any tabs for it yet, I figured I’d go on and find out how it goes. I have not yet been able to transcribe the solos and do them mostly on intuition (which doesn’t go that well always). Anyways, it is a good tune and I recommend you to listen to it.

Cranius – Big Blue Dress (Standard tuning)
[A5]I’ve been kicking ass [E5]since the dawn of time
[G5]I’m just a killing man that’s [D5]reached my killing prime
[A5]I burn and I plunder as it [E5]suits my desire
[G5]The weapon of my choice is [D5]“great balls of fire”

So [A5]why, I ask, it just [G5]doesn’t make much sense
That a [F5]man of my stature should [E5]have to wear a dress
I mean [A5]what, may I inquire, were you [G5]thinking on that day
When you [F5]conjured up for a man like me a [E5]robe that looks so gay

[A5]Aaaaaaa-[G5]aaaaaaa
[F5]Sit right back and your [E5]troubles melt away
[A5]Aaaaaaa-[G5]aaaaaaa
[F5]He uses fire but his [E5]robe looks so gay

[A5]I was taught my craft [E5]at the dawn of pain
[G5]You may not like my methods but you’ll [D5]surely know my name
[A5]I just think incendiary thoughts and my [E5]hands burst into flames
[G5]A few moments later and you’ll [D5]never be the same

So [A5]why, I ask, it just [G5]doesn’t make much sense
That a [F5]man of my stature should [E5]have to wear a dress
I mean [A5]what, may I inquire, were you [G5]thinking on that day
When you [F5]conjured up for a man like me a [E5]robe that looks so gay

[A5]Aaaaaaa-[G5]aaaaaaa
[F5]Sit right back and your [E5]troubles melt away
[A5]Aaaaaaa-[G5]aaaaaaa
[F5]He uses fire but his [E5]robe looks so gay

(Guitar solo)

[A5]So if you’re embarrassed and you [E5]hang your head in shame
You’d [G5]like an opportunity to [D5]redeem your worthy name
[A5]Well just remember this: [E5]when next you look to kill
That a [G5]man who’s truly skilled can [D5]look quite good in twill

So [A5]why, I ask, it just [G5]doesn’t make much sense
That a [F5]man of my stature should [E5]have to wear a dress
I mean [A5]what, may I inquire, were you [G5]thinking on that day
When you [F5]conjured up for a man like me a [E5]robe that looks so gay

[A5]Aaaaaaa-[G5]aaaaaaa
[F5]Sit right back and your [E5]troubles melt away
[A5]Aaaaaaa-[G5]aaaaaaa
[F5]He uses fire but his [E5]robe looks so gay

[A5]~